Contest

OK< we're having a contest still for getting me some music for the opening of the show. If you want to submit something, it must be in 3/4 time. Does anyone who listens play the flute? I will not accept a subpar flautist, because as God as my witness there is nothing worse. I knew a girl across the way who uysed to play her flite across the way. amd her tone was absolutely atrocious. I glared at her for weeks wjen I saw her in the hallway, but she never got the message. If I could, I'd take that flute and drop it from a height of about 4 stories, then melt it into a fine piece of jewelry.

Arm Workout for the Lower Abs

I've been working out a bit in this morning. I took a bag of flour and hefted it over my head, but the thing had some residue fluor on the outside of it, so it ended up getting my whole damn living room messy. I don't know about you, but the last time I gave this [place a good sweeping was spring cleaning, and I remember that because Ethal came over with some booze. We didn't drink it, just sat there looking at the bottle, because God fordib any of us have any fun with the stuff. I don't know what it takes to get that woman loose. If I had a dolloar for every time we've come close to kissing, I tell you wha.

But tomorrow is another day, and though that first bag of flour burts, I'll tell you what, there are more bags of flour at the grocery, and I've a mind to seek some of thoise out and purchase them - BY THE BUNDLE!A