Coraline

I want to see a movie this coming week, Coraline but every time I sit in on one of those three d mobvies I just starte and stare waiting for the screen to work and it looks all fuzzy. Some woman with a loud baby shouted at me when I asked her why my glasses weren't working I'm sorry but I'm just trying to watch the moview like you and your son there and I would think that the sooner you help me out, the sooner we can enjoy this movie in peace. It was Superman Retursn, and though it wasn't three d it was big.

Thank you friends, and enjoy your evening this Friday.

Sherman

Do Not Anger the Dog

There is a dog in my building that, truth be told, I would like to kill. Now, I don't priude myself on violence or anything, I just think that when a dog gives someone a certain look - a squinchy kind of look - you just gotta take steps. Now I don't know how many mornings I've awkne to the sound of that dog just barking and bardking and barking it's head off, but I tell you waht folks I'd like to bark it's head off myself.

Don't come crying to me, you dirty couple with your half-shaven faces and dark eyes when that dog comes back to you with a cut on its nose. That ain't no paper cut, missy, that's Sherman's justice.

Good peace to you all.

_Sheram