Parties and Why I Hate My Neighbors Episoide 11

So here's the deal: I have a phone conversation RECORDED on this podcast, whereing my neighbor proceeds to tell me "F You, Sherman." In not som many words.

Thank you,

Sherman



P.S. Also I'm on a roll with these podcasts. They come flying out of me like Cthulhu from his slumber, so listen well, and listen fast! LOOKOUT!

Found aobook

Found a book today that had inside it a treaseure: pages. You see, on those pages were words,a nd I'm not talkin gcurse words, I'm talking honest to goodness words about people'
s lives, their stories, their likes and their disinterests. Pick up a book today, on national Sherman Say's day. Today we bring you the magic of libraries, so go out there and get one today. It'll do you good.

So You THink You can Dance

Is there anytone out there that knows why we sit in front of a box of flashing lights andl isten to ipods of music and think ourselves fulfilled/ I rmemeber when the best thing in the world was sitting down next to your fathrer's cigar and watching those fireworks go up in the sky, the smell of ozone right up into your brain you'd get when you inhaled those sparklers, not the part that's the physuical part, but those lights. Oh, those lights. I wonder when we goi outside on this 4th if we'll even remember to turn off the bube tube. Is there a vision in the sky, tell me, that you vcould get on that box? I think not. I think what you'd end up with is a whole lot o f electronic madness. Look into that set and see what, not your soul, but a whole jumble of mess, right there on your TV screen. These things are tearing us up, by letting us down. I watched a program just the other day that had that THkn we can Dance nonsense on it, and I didn't know these celevrities, I just came to watch something with a story, and DANCING WHERE"s the STORY IN THAT? CAn't these celebrtities wake up and realise no one's listening to their blog posts? Wake, up SHerman.

Podcast 10: The Podcast

New podcast up, about a rather intimate subject. No, I did not have sex with a woman, I jsut went on a date and had a delightful time, that is a delightfully seuctive encoutner.

Podcast 9 Wherein we discuss parking

Parking tickests are the evil, and I've said it aloud now, so listen.

Life in General

I've been thinking a lot about what makes a man a man, and what makes a happy man a happy man. The truth is, nobody really knows. You go back to the philophers and they don't tell you crap, but they do, it's just htat none of it works. I tried a Bhuddhist ritual the other night after hearing a story about that particular religion/far eastern philosophy during a 60 minutes-type in depth news program, and I tell you what, meditation don't give you nothing that a nice night of rest can't give you. There is nothing in this workd that cannot be solved by 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep, except maybe a smile from a lady. If you're uncertain as to where you're headed in this life, look no further than your own self, and do not pity, nay do not pity, for that is where the dark side lingers. I've had dark thoughts, sure, but in those times where I'm thinkning such dark things, I tell myself toi buck up, pal, because there's a lot more out there than just feeling sorry for yourself. Idon't believe in a God that's angry, but I do believe in one that's spiteful, because h'es spited tha pants off of me. Why else would I be living in a one-bedrrom apartment with no cable TV and no one to share a book with at night? My fondest dream is to find someone who won't mind it if I read out loud to them. Looking at someone nestled close while I read out loud would just fill me with love, an no, I wouldn't mind if they fell asleep once in a whiel. Readin is calming, and I would like my love to be calmed by the sound of my voiec. In peace, Sherms.

Mussings

So it's come to my attention that some of you out there are getting pretty cynical about the world and pretty down on your dumps. What I'm here to tell you is: it's not your fault! There's a scene in the movie where Robin Williams tells this to Matt Damon, andit's absolutely true. ABSOLUTELY. There is no reason in the world to get upste about people dying and money running out and people jumping out of ubildings and such. Look at the world around you and smell what your neigbhor's cookin' and love the earth and the planet. These are the days, my friends, and someday you'll loou back on them and say, "Yes, I did make the most of my time out there mowing that lawn, talking to the birds." I'm sorry to drone on, but these posts are what keep me intersted in living.