Episode 8 of the Sherman Oak's Muysings podcast

Here it is folks. The Christmastime epiosoce, brought to you byy our sponosers, no one.

Contest

OK< we're having a contest still for getting me some music for the opening of the show. If you want to submit something, it must be in 3/4 time. Does anyone who listens play the flute? I will not accept a subpar flautist, because as God as my witness there is nothing worse. I knew a girl across the way who uysed to play her flite across the way. amd her tone was absolutely atrocious. I glared at her for weeks wjen I saw her in the hallway, but she never got the message. If I could, I'd take that flute and drop it from a height of about 4 stories, then melt it into a fine piece of jewelry.

Arm Workout for the Lower Abs

I've been working out a bit in this morning. I took a bag of flour and hefted it over my head, but the thing had some residue fluor on the outside of it, so it ended up getting my whole damn living room messy. I don't know about you, but the last time I gave this [place a good sweeping was spring cleaning, and I remember that because Ethal came over with some booze. We didn't drink it, just sat there looking at the bottle, because God fordib any of us have any fun with the stuff. I don't know what it takes to get that woman loose. If I had a dolloar for every time we've come close to kissing, I tell you wha.

But tomorrow is another day, and though that first bag of flour burts, I'll tell you what, there are more bags of flour at the grocery, and I've a mind to seek some of thoise out and purchase them - BY THE BUNDLE!A

Coraline

I want to see a movie this coming week, Coraline but every time I sit in on one of those three d mobvies I just starte and stare waiting for the screen to work and it looks all fuzzy. Some woman with a loud baby shouted at me when I asked her why my glasses weren't working I'm sorry but I'm just trying to watch the moview like you and your son there and I would think that the sooner you help me out, the sooner we can enjoy this movie in peace. It was Superman Retursn, and though it wasn't three d it was big.

Thank you friends, and enjoy your evening this Friday.

Sherman

Do Not Anger the Dog

There is a dog in my building that, truth be told, I would like to kill. Now, I don't priude myself on violence or anything, I just think that when a dog gives someone a certain look - a squinchy kind of look - you just gotta take steps. Now I don't know how many mornings I've awkne to the sound of that dog just barking and bardking and barking it's head off, but I tell you waht folks I'd like to bark it's head off myself.

Don't come crying to me, you dirty couple with your half-shaven faces and dark eyes when that dog comes back to you with a cut on its nose. That ain't no paper cut, missy, that's Sherman's justice.

Good peace to you all.

_Sheram

Sherman Oak Podcast #7: Halloweentime!

We do what it does, here, folks, as Halloweeentime is fast approaching. If you can't get down to Diseny, scome on down and have a wild time with yours truly, Sherman Oak, the sailor of the skies.



Thank you again for listening, land lovers.

Sherman

Sherman Oak Podcast #6

Folks, it's another great podcast this week as we give a shout out to the fine arts: macrame,e xtc. What we have here is a sit-down, enjoy yourself time.



Be well, friends, and listen well.



Sherman